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my life's filled with hilarious mishaps.
Sunday, September 12, 2010 | 1:49 AM | 0 comments So today, i was @ Ion orchard and in town for the third time in a row. First was flea, dim sum and today was for a job interview. So.. basically i looked really silly today because of 3/4 things. I lost my last pair of contacts so I had to wear glasses today. Yes, to an Interview. -.- & yes, to town. :O So I was very paiseh. so all the way I took off my glasses as many times as possible, while on the train and while shopping. So most of the time, I looked really blur. So my eyes needed to focus. So I was on the train and AGAIN there were many Fs around. I swear I'll never go to town on a Sunday and a public holiday using public transport anymore. So , I was just looking around, for a place to rest my eyes. and my eyes rested on a couple's interlocked hands. So when I looked up it was this Bangladeshi who was smiling at me. So I was like " Hmm, okay..." then I looked back down. Then the female hand squeezed the Male's hand hardly, I looked up and saw this Filipino lady looking at me and I was like " whatdup, man? I wasn't trying to steal your man. HE was smiling at me. & it was just a NORMAL smile. GAWD." ( in my head) Yeah and that's not the end. So, I went to dunkin donuts & the person ran off to another outlet when she was supposed to be waiting for me at Ion. So I went shopping @ Ion before i leave; didn't want to waste a trip. Then one hour later she texted back saying I could go fill up the application form. So I did! And hell, was is lengthy. You even have to have references and apparently, they would really call up these people. So I was filling it up and then I came to the part that goes "place of birth; citizenship; and IC no.", & I filled that up. Then after that it was colour. So i was like " wth is this company doing? You racist shit. " then after much reluctance i wrote yellow. So I'm done with the rest but the crew was busy with customers so I decided to wait. So while waiting I had coke and sandwich ( yes, at a donut place!) and read thru to check for S.P or any other mistakes. & then I realized. The relevance between " colour " and " IC" ! ; because they were asking for the IC colour like whether you were Malaysian or Singaporean or others. Wtf, i can't believe I had such a bimbotic moment. That was just.. &&&& that's not all. So before leaving the house, I couldn't find / lost my ez-link card. So i had to buy a standard ticket, for the first time in my life, as long as I could remember. So when I tried to return the deposit. I tried to slot it into every possible hole in the machine other than the correct one. Then this nice lady behind me pointed to the right one. Slot it in , got my money. So with every little grace i have left, i tried to hurry up and let the lady behind me have her turn asap since she's so nice. Then I had to buy another ticket back to Tampines, So you had to tap the screen. I tapped tampines numerous times without success so i turned back to the lady and said erm .. do you like.. press this? Cos it's not working .. -demonstrate by jabbing the damn machine one last time - and it worked. So i was like ... er , and now it's working AGAIN :) :) and after that whole fiasco I scurried away. And like that's not enough, I was on the train, again. Then there was this little girl who was sitting next to her parents, mother was obsessed with a phone , presumably the father's , & father, obsessed with mother. So girl was left alone playing around on her own. So after that , around Bedok area, this two aunties came in. Then the girl was smiling , waving @ me, seemingly passing me some kind of magical dust only I and her can see. The auntie looked at her, then me. "Your daughter arh? " I was like " No AUNNTIIIEE, Im 17! baaaa ~ :( " ( in my mind) Then one deep breath later I said "no, it's that lady's" then auntie was like " Oh, nv look after her one." and all I could manage was a sympathetic smile. BAA. :( Yeah, so that was the end of my eventful day. |
